Tuesday 20 December 2011

Keep calm and carry on...

Ho Ho Ho!! The holidays are here! Five days into my extended break and I’ve already been into the office, twice. That’s dedication for you.

Since my last update, Arsenal have played four games; Wigan (A), Olympiacos (A), Everton (H) and Manchester City (A).

As I predicted, we beat Wigan comfortably with an impressive performance at the DW Stadium. Wigan had become a bit of a bogey team for us of late, a 2-2 draw last December, a 3-2 defeat in April 2010. On both occasions the Gunners were in front, only to let crucial leads slip. To win 4-0 this year shows progress and the score made it a thoroughly enjoyable away-day for the fans. Despite the great result, my most memorable moment was at the final whistle, when Szczesny walked over hushing the crowd only to start up the chant, ‘And its Arsenal… Arsenal FC! We’re by far the greatest team.. the world has ever seen!’ Ledge. On our way to the railway station, some of the players got the opportunity to meet me, with my friend Dan lucky enough to get The Ox’s shirt!


Arsene decided to rest the majority of the first eleven as we travelled to Olympiacos in a pointless match. Pointless, because unlike our Premier League rivals, we had already qualified, as group leaders, for which we were rewarded with a mouth-watering tie against Italian giants, AC Milan. Two massive clubs, two amazing football arenas - this is what Champions League football is about.

The game itself was almost unbearable to watch. Hilarious goal-keeping, calamitous defending, schoolboy midfielding and nothing up front. If ever there was a sign to Arsene that our second string needs massive reinvestment, this was it. Having assessed the season thus far and as we rapidly approach the next transfer window, I think we could do with (in no particular order), a good backup goalkeeper, a versatile full-back – someone who could play either side and would happy to be a squad player – similar to a John O’Shea, a creative midfielder who should replace Arshavin and a top draw centre-forward. Personally, I’d like to see Arsene make a sneaky bid for Fernando Torres. Always been a big fan of El Nino and think he would be explosive in our system.

David Moyes brought his Everton side to town in the shape of a bus and parked it firmly in front of the goal at the Emirates. After a very sluggish start the game had 0-0 written all over it. A tight game, on a cold winter’s day, was graced by a sensational goal, courtesy of our captain, Robin Van Persie. A great passing move ended by RVP smashing in a volley from Alex Song’s chip pass. That’s 46 goals in 54 games for club and country in 2011. Phenomenal. And on the weekend of the club’s 125th anniversary celebrations, how fitting that the result was 1-0 to the Arsenal, a result so synonymous with the club.

Yesterday’s SKY Super Sunday saw us travel to Eastlands to take on current league leaders, Manchester City. In all honesty, I’d written this game off and thought we were in for a hiding. Upon reflection, to lose 1-0 considering our performance is probably a disappointment. I felt we had the chances to score and perhaps on another day, we’d have netted to get a point from the game.

I’m all set for my first trip to Villa Park tomorrow. Not sure if I’m more excited about visiting the Colonel with the usual suspects at Newport Pagnell or the football! The team must take positives from the game at City and if we can carry these into our next five fixtures; Aston Villa (A), Wolves (H), QPR (H), Fulham (A) and Swansea (A), 13 points should be attainable, if not the maximum 15. Time to keep calm and carry on..

Meanwhile, the FA Cup has paired us with Leeds United in the third round on a cold January Monday night at the Emirates. The clash of the round is of course, Manchester City v Manchester United.

And finally, just hearing news about Luis Suarez’s eight game ban for racism. That’s Liverpool finished for this season. Let’s just hope the FA throw the book at John Terry too. Happy days!

Friday 2 December 2011

You get what you pay for...

The commentator’s curse struck this week as we dropped two valuable points at home to Fulham on Saturday. I wrote in my last update that we were now faced with an attractive run-in to Christmas. In all honesty, I thought we’d beat the Cottagers but our recent run of 9 wins from 10 had obviously caught up with us. You could tell that the players were lacking energy following the disposal of Borussia Dortmund earlier in the week. The first half may as well have not occurred – dire as it was. And despite starting the second half brightly, Fulham took the lead against the run of play, courtesy of Tommy V’s own goal. We tried to get back into the game and Arsene gambled by replacing the BFG (big fucking german) with a BFUO (big fucking useless object) that is, Abou Diaby. We stepped up the pace a little and it was eventually Tommy V who nodded in our equaliser from Theo’s cross. Alas, it was too late to rescue the three points.

On Tuesday night we hosted Manchester City in the Carling Cup Quarter-Final. An almost full-house at the Emirates - the majority of whom were newbies. One fan even asked me to sit down during a corner. What is the world coming to? I wonder if I will have to ask permission to sing next time!

At one point, the line-ups were as follows:

21 Fabianski (3m)                                 30 Pantilimon (loan)
06 Koscielny (10m)                               05 Zabaleta (7.7m)
18 Squillaci (4m)                                   16 Aguero (38m)
20 Djourou (free)                                   15 Savic (10m)
49 Miquel (free)                                     24 Onuoha (free)
15 Oxlade-Chamberlain (11.2m)             28 K Toure (16m)
26 Frimpong (free)                                 11 Johnson (11m)
30 Benayoun (loan)                               19 Nasri (24m)
39 Coquelin (free)                                  20 Hargreaves (free)
09 Park Chu-Young (1.5m)                     34 De Jong (15.8m)
29 Chamakh (free)                                 10 Dzeko (27m)

Arsenal total = £29.8m                           City total = £149.5m

Before the game, you would have been forgiven for predicting an away win. For me, it was a case of damage limitation – I would have been happy to avoid embarrassment. As it happens, we were marvellous. It was an energetic performance, full of spirit and desire. The only thing missing from our game was a bit of maturity and concentration – something which cost us dearly in the end. As we played our corner and lost possession, we switched off defensively and failed to track Dzeko as he  played in the impressive Adam Johnson down the wing. With a pirouette, Johnson laid the ball into the path of oncoming Sergio Aguero who tucked it away neatly to send the Blue Moon brigade mental. When you think of Nasri/Aguero/Dzeko leading the line for City and Benayoun/Park/Chamakh leading ours - this was the difference in the end.. you get what you pay for.

The game marked Samir Nasri’s first return to the Emirates as a City player and as expected, he was greeted with angry boos. I must be honest, it felt weird booing him. Don't get me wrong, I was so angry when he left us but let’s get one thing straight... If someone offers to treble your salary and you refuse to move, then quite frankly, you are mad. Greed, my friends, is within us all and human nature is to always want more. Bottom line, I’d have done the same. He has no allegiance to Arsenal so expecting him to stay was unreasonable. I have pleasant memories of him in the red shirt, always trying his best, fighting for the team and leading by example – just cast your minds back to his performances against Barcelona (H), Man United (H), City (A), Porto (H) and even Fulham (H). Almost unplayable at times. Credit to him, he even played well against Liverpool earlier this season knowing full well that he was off.


Tomorrow sees us travel to Wigan. The usual suspects will be back in our starting line-up following a rest this week and so we should be OK for the three points. I've been to Wigan twice now and both occasions seen dire draws, the most recent of which game last season - Seb Squillaci's bullet header own goal. Let's hope for a change tomorrow!

And finally, let’s all laugh at Man United (Palace of Dreams) and the Spuds, humiliated at home in the Europa. Redneck says they can now concentrate on winning the league. Hilarious.